I lament the greatest/crappiest dorkcore band (n)ever to have existed, Illegal Operation, with the stellar line-up of Major Crash on drums, General P. Fault on bass, and Colonel Dump on guitar.

It is rumored that there is some intersection between Illegal Operation, Lack of Talent, and Sausagebot.

P.S. Yes, I was (am) the (un-)esteemed Col. Dump. P.P.S. I am woefully sleep-deprived this week.